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how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
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Conductors and their spells.
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
Too late
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
GOD DAMMIT
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ibethufflepuffsfindthebesturls:
I’m not even sorry.
Angelo speaks for all of us
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A Yahoo guide to the ways of tumblr
I fixed it
Bless You.
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OH MY GOD I THOUGHT HE WAS NAKED I NEARLY LOST A LUNG THEN
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